Daily Archives: 6 July, 2006

Finland IS badass!


i guessed it was so, but when i saw the finnish oompa’s giant whole-cane marshmallow field, then i knew…
the bike is female, btw, which is also problematic).*
*if i can explain…
all my bikes have been female… tomboy would be a better description… but because this one is silver, it resembles “a dolphin” on the road… given the german pedigree, i shortened that and added a faux dutch surname as a nod to it’s citizenship… therefore, the bike’s full name is Adolph van der Straat: tombike with attitude… and now rattling bits. you’re thinking that i should just call the bike a bloke and be done with it, but you clearly don’t understand the finer art of anthropomorphizing inanimate objects, do you?